Every year, the Juno Awards simultaneously remind me that 1) I care more about American award shows than the ones in my own country and 2) there are some famous Canadians I seriously need to be dating ASAP. Therefore, less than 24 hours after watching the broadcast, I’ve compiled a Canadian’s guide to dating the best looking Juno Award Winners. Disclaimer: I did not research into whether any of these musicians are single, so please date them at your own risk.
Justin Rutledge
Source: VueWeekly
Winner: Roots and Traditional Album of the Year (Valleyheart)
You Should Date Him If: You want a boyfriend who will write you acoustic love songs and go to the library with you on Saturdays.
Drake
Source: SNL
Winner: Rap Recording of the Year (Nothing Was the Same)
You Should Date Him If: You want the fame, beacuse let’s face it, Drake is one of the most famous people Canada gets to brag about producing. Also, if you consider yourself “Fancy”.
Win Butler (Arcade Fire)
Winner: Album of the Year (Reflektor)
You Should Date Him If: You want to wear a t-shirt that says “I’m with the band” and have intellectual conversations about where Indie Rock Music is going in the future.
Matt Mays
Source: Exclaim
Winner: Rock Album of the Year (Coyote)
You Should Date Him If: You’re into his bohemian vibe and you would like to go live somewhere by the sea and surf everyday while he writes his next album.
Ryan Hemsworth
Source: Spin
Winner: Electronic Album of the Year (Guilt Trips)
You Should Date Him If: Infinite reasons, read more about our DJ crush on Ryan Hemsworth here.